Lagwagon - Razor Burn

Razor Burn

She broke up with me, two days later
I think she met her Don Juan in, Italy
She has a new man, I have a new mustache
Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man
And everyone wi will think that Ima stupid drifter
To walk the earth alone, I will never shave again
On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously
I dressed in black like Johnny Cash, and grew this beard of shame
I have heard it said she looks a lot like, Sherilyn Fenn
And sometimes Immistaken for, Billy Gibbons
I may appear wise, but Iman idiot
Its over, she left me, and she wi will soon forget me
She found out I was lame, I grew a beard of shame
Come all be faithful, joyful and triumphant
Ima new man, I have a beard of shame