Lagwagon - Beer Goggles

Beer Goggles

The turn out tonight is weak
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in the flock
But 3 more beers and Implayin Woodstock
And you can probably see that were not all that tight
A couple more drinks wi will alter your sight
That does not mean fight
Imnot saying I have to be drunk
But tequila shots make it more fun
Imhavin fun
(Chorus)
Oh, Beer Goggles
I love to put them on
Next to eachother at the bar
Shes thinkin hes the one
Imthinkin wheres my car
She thinks I look good
Obviously she didnt smell that fart
"Oh, what kind of cologne is that you are wearing?"
Hey man, its a start
"Hi, my names Barbie"
"My names Ken"
The perfect couple cause were drunk in the head
Imdrunk again
(Repeat Chorus)
And one size fits all