Aha Gazelle - Realest Rapper Alive

Realest Rapper Alive

What if I said it wasn't real?
What if I said it wasn't real?
Tell me how you'd feel?
What if I said wasn't real?
What if I said it wasn't real?
Tell me how you'd feel?

Adventure time it's me, Beemo and Jake
If there's ever somethin wrong I can come save the day
I'm just a weirdo that masquerades around as hero but it's for your benefit so please don't call me fake I am tho
In a dark room I play the piano
While the guys you like just trap out the bando
And when they get caught they blame the guys who didn't turn off the game the switched the channel
But the snitch has always been Randle you stupid
At recess while all the other dudes played King Kong and beat chest
I was the nerd on my Nintendo made you my princess
That made me Super Mario
But you were still browsing bowser
But at least you said I'm sorry tho
I'm in this church giving away my confession
But it's a man on the other side, is God even listening?
I took my glasses off to be the Superman you wanted but I got one question

What if I said it wasn't real?

What if I said it wasn't real?
Tell me how you'd feel?
What if I said wasn't real?
What if I said it wasn't real?
Tell me how you'd feel?

My hair long now like Super Saiyan 3
Getting emails from different people who demand me
I got this all black on, a lil gold on my teeth
People who knew me come up like who you think you supposed to be
I'm pastor Phill's son I'm the one who stayed at the house
I'm the reason you cheated you didn't figure me out
I'm the one who's not ashamed to tell the world that I'm saved and I always kept it true even if I got hit in the mouth
And the truth is we wasting our lives
Complaining that we can't see then put some shades on eyes
It's hard to be for real when everything's a facade
Then have the nerve to serve God who sees through the disguise
And if you ever saw me shining it's a mirage
Every night that I was crying I put my tears in a pile
Then I poured it out to help me float down the Nile
To get me people outta bondage knowing I won't survive, yea...

Let's waste our time doing nothing saying it's something
Let's waste our time doing nothing saying it's something