South Park Mexican (Spm) - Mexican Heaven

Mexican Heaven

Will I see my homie Chris there,
He got smoked by some fools that shouldn't be alive
I'm tryna cope but it's just so hard
Dear God, will I see him on the boulevard
Can you tilt ya hat to the side, if you want
Or do you gotta have it straight to the front
I been saggin dickies ever since I was 8
And I wonder will somebody try to tell me I can't
I won a knife at the carnival they have off Jensen
It's just for good luck, not for a weapon
I wonder can I take it? Well that's if I make it
But I don't wanna walk around all butt-naked
Will my hydraulics work up in the clouds?
Do people start complaining if the music is loud?
And these are the things that I ask the reverend
Excuse me sir, but can Mexicans go to heaven?

CHORUS(CAROLYN):

The other day I spoke to the reverend
To see if he'd say that Mexicans could go to heaven
When I grow old, though I know this life is a blessin
I want to know is there a Mexican heaven, Lo-ord

Will my grandfather's beer breath be real bad
Or will they make'em take mints or the white tic tacs?
Do the r&b and hip-hop radio stations
Play our raps or do they still be hatin?
People owe me money from previous business
I wounder can I get it with a little bit interest
And what about dropouts with no education?
I can't spell good but I know multiplication
Do they got real tortillas for all the races
Or them fake lil skinny ones like some places?
I know my sancha's outta the question
But on the cool she got love for a Mexican
Will my homies pitch in or wanna smoke for free?
Will they have gas money or depend on me?
Can I roll on gold streets in my "57?
Lemme know, can Mexicans go to heaven?

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Will they charge an arm and leg for the new Mike Jordans
Or sell'em half price so everyone can afford'em?
What about tabacco products; do they ban'em?
One thing about cigarettes; I just can't stand'em
Is minimum wage all they offer my people?
Does my uncle gotta marry someone just to be legal?
Will he get dirty looks cause he can't speak english?
Do the chicks dress up or do they show their chichis?
What kinda clubs do they have in heaven?
I don't dance techno and no two-steppin
I got a few warrants, will they follow me there?
Or can I start clean with a record that's clear
Is my pitbull there?His name is Plex
He choked on his chain jumpin over the fence
I'm sorry if I'm asking you too many questions
I just gotta know, can Mexicans go to heaven?

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