Nerf Herder - Bridge Under Troubled Water

Bridge Under Troubled Water

I know girls like you
Need someone to screw-up their life
And make you contemplate suicide,
When you need a
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Call me...
You need someone bad,
To irritate your dad,
Someone to make you cry,
And sock you in the eye,
When you need a firend to
Bring you to your knees,
Call me...
Am I angry enough? Am I crazy enough?
Am I stupid enough? Am I lazy enough?
Am I drunk enough? Do I flunk enough?
Am I jealous enough?
Am I selfish enough to be...
Your bridge under troubled water, yeah
You like pain, you are insane
You can key my car,
And punch my face in the bar
When you blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Call me...
Am I angry enough? Am I crazy enough?
Am I stupid enough? Am I lazy enough?
Am I drunk enough? Do I flunk enough?
Am I jealous enough?
Am I selfish enough to be...
Your bridge under troubled water, yeah
Am I boring enough?
Am I snoring enough?
Am I demanding enough?
Un-outstanding enough?
Am I fat enough? Mad enough?
Am I bad enough? Wear plaid enough?
Am I drunk enough?
Smell like a skunk enough?
Do I wank enough?
Do crank enough to be...
Your bridge under troubled
Your bridge under troubled
Your bridge under troubled water